I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
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And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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