Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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