It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
