Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
He has the fingertips of a God
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