Nicole vs. Life
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
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he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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