I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
...so i touched it.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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