is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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