so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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