Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
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He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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