Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I have post one night stand depression
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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