Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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