How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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