I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Your penis caused this!
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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