Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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