How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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