Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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