I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
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I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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