i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
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I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
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He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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