do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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