Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
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I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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