Got a toothbrush?
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
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Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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