We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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