Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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