hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
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I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
i've created a new STD.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
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I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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