she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
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some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
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You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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