Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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