my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
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It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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