hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
if only i could text you this smell
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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