I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
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All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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