new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
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I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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