He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Did I show you my penis last night?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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