I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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