My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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