Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
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she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body