Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
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I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on