I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
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I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
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this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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