All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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