32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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