Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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