She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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