I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
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I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
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3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
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