Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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