just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
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Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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