Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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