Non-Jews are for practice
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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