Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
