I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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