she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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