i think i have herpe
just one?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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