Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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