I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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