her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
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Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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