So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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